you got it, you got it bad...

I think I ate ever single kind of junk food today and now I feel gross. I'm seriously thinking about going doing a Mary-Kate and Ashley (sticking my finger down my throat) to purge my stomach of all the badness that's settling in.

It's a bad day like this that makes me say to myself, "Crap, I'm going to be fat tomorrow!" A day can make a surprising difference.

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It's probably a bad thing that the very instant I saw this picture in the garbage I thought, "Twitter!!"