Dreams

Dreams are so odd sometimes.  They piece together the most random and fleeting thoughts you've been having in a way that makes complete sense.

You could start off as old-school Batman who's racing to see his love...

Only to end up at your destination as a more modern-day batman...

(Who is actually half Batman and half Darth Vader)

Then your scenery becomes clouds and you find yourself fighting half of the Japanese-history-equivalent of the person you were a moment ago...

But in the heat of the battle you realize that your a bajillionaire and you can just fly away in your own jet...

And since your now much more asian than you were before, you have have to take some intense ESL classes while on the plane...

Finally, you wake up disappointed because you were just about to make kissies with a sturdiest on the plane when the dream so abruptly stopped. But you also feel relived because you remember how you saw a picture of Pikachu IRL earlier that day and now the entire dream makes sense.

Unfortunately it's the middle of the night and by the time you wake up in the morning, the dream will either be complete jibberish, or you'll have forgotten it entirely =(